Yes, it’s true, stop the press!
I have a new comedy book, that has jsut been published. Now, it’s my first book published and didn’t take me a lot of effort, but you should still buy it!
Quotes of an Unwise Man
Advice and Sayings That Will Never Help You in Life
What is it about? – Who knows! But, here is a description thingy-bob:
This book is page after page of confusing, strange and sometimes funny quotes, sayings and advice that will probably and most definetly never help you in life.
On every page there is a quote from our unwise man (basically me) that even though may sound impressive, it actually means absolutely nothing.
Why not read one a day and annoy your family and colleagues at work with them? You could also read all of the funny quotes all in one go!
Or just buy it and and burn it you keep yourself warm in a kind of ‘posh-bum’ way.
*Due to the ebook format limitations of not being able to display the quotes seperately on each page in the lovely font that I found all by myself., I strongly recommend you get the physical book. Wink! Wink!